Bio: So you want to be a zookeeper? A common question posed in response to my said choice of degree. However (shockingly) not all Zoologists solely aspire to pursue a career involving the word zoo. Similarly, Herpetologists aren't set on curing the world of herpes. I completed a Bsc in Zoology and, as I had developed such a penchant for student loans, converted to an MSci in Biological Sciences. Like most Zoologists I have an irritating obsession with animals, namely the weird and wonderful although I won't turn down a fluffy puppy. Researching curious creatures is a hobby of mine, so in the nature of our self indulgent 21st century I shall write about my personal interests with the least amount of monotony I can muster. I'll try and be humorous or satirical to make it more interesting, but no guarantees. I'm not naturally funny.